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This is why Princess speeds.
----OK, you got me!

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Actually- with Princess it's almost this obvious! If she even gets slightly turned on she gets soaking wet!

Money Maker

And what would YOUR ad say, MFC?
It would say.... "One experienced slut--Orgasms guarantied. Huge appetite for cock. Can't get enough of it in her mouth or pussy. She loves swallowing cum. Expert at deepthroat. Skilled at draining balls. Is very wild in bed- may need to be tied down for your own safety. For rent ONLY! $2000 per half hour. Available for blowjob parties- call for price. "
Wow.. you really think I'm worth that much?
Hell, yeah! I've been getting sucked off and fucked by you- so I KNOW how much you're worth in bed!
(I've often told Slutlips that I could make a fortune if I rented her mouth out!)

Princess and Alcohol

This is what happens to Princess when she drinks.

No... only in the car!

Yeah- but only because I drag you OUT to the car! (before she can pull my cock out of my pants in the bar!)

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Ha ha... she needs to swallow!
HFC's comments---- Yeah, just like you did last night! (She almost killed me!)

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What will they think of next!!!

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Nice try, though!

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You may have to click on the image to see it bigger. It's one of the truths about married sex!

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There was a guy who was trying to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there wearing no shirt, shoes or socks. What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

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Q. Why do women have breasts?

A. So men will talk to them.

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Holloween

Princess is decorating the house

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Christina Aguilera

Bet I do it better!!

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It's so true!

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I can't wait to enter Princess in this!

So, do you think I have a chance???